Professor Myrtle Sharpe is the publishing industry’s best kept secret. Many will claim never to have heard of her. They’re lying – with good reason.
After graduating from Thamesmead University with a PhD in creative writing, she ghost-wrote 64% of how to write proper fiction guides. Many of her stories have been published in Reader’s Digest, Mills & Boon, The Lady and HMP Bronzefield A-listers Weekly. She has recently completed her memoirs and rather than go down the jaded auction process, Myrtle intends to host a cage-fight. The last editor standing wins the publishing rights.
Myrtle is a writing coach like no other. She knows her onions and will give it to you straight. No fannying around, like so many other so-called coaches with their fake qualifications/testimonials. If you want an expert, accurate assessment of your attempts at storytelling, apply to the Prof and pray she selects you. Worth every Bitcoin.
Her hobbies include mud wrestling, (Lowland Games mud wrestling champion 2012), extreme ironing and snakes.
For security reasons, you won’t find her on social media, she’ll find you IRL.
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